my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry


my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"



you tell me


*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

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do girls worry that guys will just jerk off to the pics they post?

haha didn’t cross my mind 


Seth Rogen and Zac Efron from the new movie Neighbors both want to be the Workaholics guys’ tight-butthole new cube mate.

Click here to watch.

Hahahhaha fuck, this lady who used to live with me when I lived in Brisbane now lives in Townsville and she has one of those Entertainment books with vouchers and she sent me the Cairns vouchers but she stamped the envelope with ‘Creative Concrete Pumping’ (her business) and I thought for sure that I had fucking ordered concrete in my sleep and I panicked for about 1 minute while I attempted to open it. 

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super jealous of this booty call text

not a booty call text and he didn’t reply so not anything at all

omfg i dont understand why its so fucken hard to reply to a dang text message

i know i suck at it but come on dude i wanna love u, just let me love u



if i die resurrect me with this video

Symbolizes the amount of fun you can have in south Australia.

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you get hotter every selfie you post

ps every one the last pic i posted was from christmas when i visited my mum in brisbane xoxoox thanks

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Do you think pubic hair is comign back into style?

idk i haven’t had sex in like 2 years so i couldn’t tell ya 

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Your hair is literally the best colour ever.

just packet stuff babes

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you're totally the pretties there. best hair and face

hhahhaha noooo way, my mum is hot as fuck and my sister is a super model. thank you tho xo