I swear I am the only person who buys toothpaste in this house, I am actually doing an experiment to see if I am…

I bought a new tube of toothpaste and I keep it in my room and I’m gonna see how long it takes before someone decides not be a filthy redneck and buy some motherfucking toothpaste. 

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

tenticools:

Headline of the year

tenticools:

Headline of the year