My name is Sala, I am 18 years old and I live in the tropical cyclone capital of Australia, Cairns (I made up this statistic, pls don't google it.) Despite everyones neagtivity about the town, I think it's beautiful. I am currently a student at JCU and I am planning on becoming a teacher. I like to lead a positive life and each day I try my best to highlight any positive aspects. I dislike people who refuse to aide their unhappiness. If you're unhappy, change it.  Sneaky Minx(s)

‘Pimp My Ride’ should be renamed ‘Take My Already Disgusting Vehicle And Make It Look Like I’m An Even Bigger Douche By Adding In Absolutely Unessential, Try-hard-y, Gammon Shit So That Now When I Drive I Can Do It With Even Less Dignity’

Watching RBT actually makes me hate anyone who is even let off when they DUI. It is fucked. Literally one of the most selfish acts that someone could do. I do not understand why any person would ever, ever get into their car while they are under the influence of drugs or alcohol. I actually have no respect for them or the people who willingly get into a car with a drunken driver. It sickens me.

Argh, why are people so dumb?

Today I was unpacking underwear and a mother and little boy started to browse around the ladies underwear department when the mum said ‘we’ll get these ones for your sister’ and then the little boy said ‘yep good idea, that’s so you can’t see her vagina, hey?’

The mother looked up at me and we both just literally cried with laughter.

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Steve Carell: When I was little I used to stand in the cupboard and hide in the row of coats to scare my dad…

Ellen: How old we’re you?

Steve Carell: Um I guess I was about 26.

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ppocahontass:

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blowmyfish:

this is the best post I’ve ever seen I really don’t think anything is ever going to top this

omg look at all the cute little white boy booties UGH SO CUTE

how can i not reblog this 

(Source: poisonparadise, via lady-sunshine)