I love babies as much as the next guy but when they’re first born they’re ugly. Don’t tell their parents how cute they are because your baby looks like they just got bitten by a bee and they have a gigantic head and they’re all gunky. 

They’re GONNA be cute, in about 2 weeks. But not right now.

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

Punk ass bitch sassing my selfie.

Punk ass bitch sassing my selfie.

uh-dorable:

How could I possibly choose

uh-dorable:

How could I possibly choose

Babies are so dumb, I want three.

I have no idea how but I have a huge cut on my leg, right under my butt and every time I have a shower I seem to scratch it even worse.

HOW DID IT GET THERE?

A message from Anonymous
Random acts if kindness - opinion on this? Do you know anyone who actually does this or it is just some bullshit thing? A friend mentioned it. - I wouldn't even know where to start lol
A reply from wineandlinez

I think it’s just a title on what is essentially being a nice human being. If the title gets people thinking and acting, I think it’s a good thing :) I think most people do it, they just don’t think ‘that was a random act of kindness’. Altruism is a valuable quality. It doesn’t have to be anything major… small acts of kindness are priceless.

100% agree! Also, my view is… When people do nice things for others you don’t have to post on your Facebook that you went out of your way to help someone or plaster it all over instagram so that all of your friends and followers can tell you how good of a person you are, I see so much of this on a weekly basis and I think it just defeats the purpose of being a good person?!?

I think that when you genuinely care for other peoples (strangers) well being and you have a kind heart you do things for people without even realising. A simple smile can brighten someone’s day at least.

moonjira:

hearing people talk about flappy bird at school all the time and i’m just like

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A message from Anonymous
He's so freaking lucky. Banging the only 10/10 in cairns

HAHAHAH you are kidding man. 
Seriously you obviously have not seen me in the flesh, I am very flattered and thank you but not 10/10

A message from Anonymous
are you happy your sex drought is over?

Didn’t really phase me. But I’m happy haha

I solemnly swear that when I do get married I will not share a Facebook account with my husband.