February 2012
I love the feeling of my wisdom teeth coming through. Despite having all four shattered into tiny pieces and removed while I remained unconscious and woke up to an aboriginal woman in the same room, squealing possible dream time stories.
Everything is going wrong.
1. My Sims are all at work, fighting fires and I have nothing to do.
2. Everytime I play temple run I die just before I’m about to get a new high score.
3. I have no friends.
4. I don’t have a car.
5. My eyes are puffy.
6. I don’t think my laptop will ever work again.
7. I watched an entire movie today, only to be disappointed.
8. I spend my free time, alone.
9. I miss my...
Remember that time I had friends?
Haha, yeah… Me neither.
I guess I've finally realised.
It doesn’t matter how much effort you put into a friendship; if the other person is too obsessed with their temporary new friends and their constant unhappiness, that they don’t even try to aide, you will never be good enough for them. So no longer will I try and no longer will I be there when you need me.
In the worst mood possible, not even in an angry mood just sad. I feel lonely and sick. I always seem to run into or see people who I don’t want to see. I guess deep down inside I really did want to see them but they bring back emotions that I can’t deal with. Argh. Today was not a good day 😢
January 2012
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‘Pimp My Ride’ should be renamed ‘Take My Already Disgusting Vehicle And Make It Look Like I’m An Even Bigger Douche By Adding In Absolutely Unessential, Try-hard-y, Gammon Shit So That Now When I Drive I Can Do It With Even Less Dignity’
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Watching RBT actually makes me hate anyone who is even let off when they DUI. It is fucked. Literally one of the most selfish acts that someone could do. I do not understand why any person would ever, ever get into their car while they are under the influence of drugs or alcohol. I actually have no respect for them or the people who willingly get into a car with a drunken driver. It sickens me.
...
Today I was unpacking underwear and a mother and little boy started to browse around the ladies underwear department when the mum said ‘we’ll get these ones for your sister’ and then the little boy said ‘yep good idea, that’s so you can’t see her vagina, hey?’
The mother looked up at me and we both just literally cried with laughter.
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“Steve Carell: When I was little I used to stand in the cupboard and hide in the...”
– Ellen
Anonymous asked: 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15
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1: What do you put on hotdogs?
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5: Do you use your parking brake?
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7: Do you know how to play chess?
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
14: Are you allergic to anything?
15: Do you have any TV shows on ?
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17: Ever driven away in anger?
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
19: Are you a vegetarian?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
23: Do you think that things will get better?
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25: What's your favourite quote?
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30: What's your favourite book genre?
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
35: Do dogs like you?
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
37: Do people listen when you speak?
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40: Do you use torrents?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
42: Are you addicted to technology?
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49: Peter Pan?
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
Please do it! : ) www.salala.tumblr.com/ask
wvnderbar:
i remember reading somewhere that most laugh tracks were recorded in the 50’s and most of the people laughing in them are dead. which totally makes sense because no living person would laugh at the big bang theory.
I think I may have dislocated my jaw in my sleep.
I hate that I have to be the one to make the effort with all of the people in my life. I don’t understand, maybe no one wants to see me or hang out. I’m okay with that I guess but it wouldn’t hurt to check in every once in a while.
I’m always the one making plans and they’re either too busy or just don’t reply.
I guess I’m just not meant to have...
I could go for a garlic chicken and bacon burger from Rex Burger Bar, right now.
Damn you Man V. Food.
Gilligans pizza is singlehandedly the most delicious thing that Cairns has ever presented me with. I wish I got the whole fucking pizza so I could re-live the best 8 minutes of my life, over and over again.
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ann—-elise:
Status: I just had a sandwich. It was delicious.
Comment (from relative over the age of 40):
Hello Jim! I hope you’re doing fantastic down where you are. I was just looking through some old pictures of you as a child and realized just how precious you were. LOL! When are you coming back up to visit? Your Uncle Jeff and I can’t wait to see you again. We’ve got...
