December 2011
I hate it when someone asks you how works going and you politely say ‘I’m sick of it.’ Then they start a big spiel about ‘welcome to the real world.’ shut the fuck up, I am aware of the real world and have been for the last year. I don’t need people to tell me what the real world is.
Dec 29th
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naturalharmonics replied to your photo: I can’t stop reading this in Ellen DeGeneres’… tip: decreasing shutter speed can allow for a less finely focused image, which would have been useful here. Haha, thanks but I studied photography for two years and I actually just used an app on my iPhone so I think it’s alright for a free app haha.
Dec 27th
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loosekid replied to your link: Can someone please interact with me? do you have work tomorrow ? it was really cool today because me jason ben and taro went to lowes and we brought 4 dirrent coloured ties and all wore them :) Haha, wear them forever! Yeah I’m working tomorrow, are you? 
Dec 26th
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Can someone please interact with me?  →
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1. What is your best friends name? I probably don’t have one anymore. I have close friends though.  And favourite friends. But I don’t know if they consider me a favourite back.  2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Orange, kinky. 3. What are you listening to right now?  Meant To Live- Switchfoot. 4. Whats your favorite number?  2. 5. What was the last thing you ate?  ...
Dec 26th
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Lately I’ve found myself constantly stalking a boy on Facebook, we were in the same grade and shit but holy dick, he got hot. Like not even just a bit better looking, like holy mary, mother of god is that an angel sent from god? But I feel dirty because he was a little cunt.
Dec 26th
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After working in a family clothing store for almost 4 years I have finally come to despise all people who wear slogan t-shirts.  I have always had a little bit of hatred for them as they are tacky because they’re wearing t-shirts with very poor thought put into the slogan that is written on it. But after recieving a Facebook friend request and browsing this persons photos they had a...
Dec 26th
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“As it turns out, writing a book is hard. It’s not as hard as mining coal...”
– Ellen DeGeneres (Seriously…I’m Kidding.)
Dec 26th
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Danika didn't like The Lake House.
Well you know what Danika?  The Lake House didn’t like you and neither do I. 
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We used to play the ‘Freedom’ album at work about two years ago.  That was a great time in my life, courtesy of Akon.  :’)
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So for some reason ‘Boxing Day’ is actually ‘Let’s be arrogant, ignorant and completely disrespectful to all retail workers who are actually providing as much help as possible but I’m just to fucking dumb to see the price clearly labeled on this garment that I am holding, Day.’ Retail has made me hate the entire human race and that is not an exaggeration.
Dec 25th
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I hate ignorant, narrow minded human beings with a...
Dec 25th
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Tonight, something extraordinary happened.  I’m about to tell the story and it may not seem the extraordinary but it made me realise how genuine and willing some people are. Danika and I had just finished getting ice cream when we went back to the car, I was driving and Elle’s car has a flat battery, so we always keep jumper leads and a charged battery inside her car (this charged...
Dec 25th
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Christmas was different thing year, a little less exciting and a lot longer than normal. I ate about 85% less than I normally do though, so that’s good. Now I have work at 8am and I just decided that I’d rather curl up in a ball and die.
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Remember when you were little and you would scavenge throughout the house in search of your Christmas presents? And you’d listen to kids Christmas carols and barely get a wink of sleep. You’d leave a stocking at the end of your bed and try your best to keep your eyes open in hope of catching a cheeky glimpse of old’ Santa. Now you work till 6pm on Christmas eve, wrap the...
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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Today was okay but also sucked, big time. I cried before for the first time in like a year. It was over the gayest shit too. Oh and the car battery died while I was in town. Why? Elle left the light on when she was doing her makeup -_-
Dec 23rd
I just got goosebumps in the ‘Butterfly, fly away’ scene of The Hannah Montana Movie. Is there something wrong with me? y/y?
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Today was a rollar coaster type of day.  Woke up at 10am and I felt pretty good considering my constumption of alcohol the night before.  My knee was really sore and I couldn’t stretch it out, didn’t think much of it. Got up and started to get a bit of a hangover, Clancy dropped me home and I had a shower. Tried to spew but was unable to. I put on my makeup and got ready for work AND...
Dec 22nd
Just power spewed all over the kitchen sink.  Aw yeah.  
Dec 22nd
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Today/tonight.
(for some reason as soon as I typed the title I had the ABC Worldwide News intro song in my head.) Sending Mum and Mark’s Christmas present. Organising Elle’s present. Working at 1pm. Good people at work tonight. Going to Clancy’s and quickly pre-drinking. Town for her birthday! 
Dec 21st
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