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Steve Carell: When I was little I used to stand in the cupboard and hide in the row of coats to scare my dad…

Ellen: How old we’re you?

Steve Carell: Um I guess I was about 26.

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Ellen
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I can’t stop reading this in Ellen DeGeneres’ voice!
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"As it turns out, writing a book is hard. It’s not as hard as mining coal or teaching teenagers to drive, I know that. But it is hard. I didn’t think it would be so hard because I go on television every day and talk for an hour and I usually have plenty to say. Plus, I’ve already written other books- two as myself and dozens more under my pen name, Danielle Steel."

Ellen DeGeneres (Seriously…I’m Kidding.)
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Today I found out how old Ellen DeGeneres is.

Holy fucking shit. She does not look anywhere close to 53. 

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I really respect and admire Ellen DeGeneres and Oprah and all of those celebrities who give back to people but at the same time it sort of infuriates me. Ellen just gave a struggling family $20,000 because they had to file for bankruptcy. Yeah that’s sad but there are literally millions of families living everyday in that situation, if not worse. How can they justify just helping one family? I don’t know, I’m not jealous because I love and value everyone and everything in my life but I just don’t see the logic in helping 1 in a million families when there are so many others struggling just to survive.

xoxo, Dr Phil.

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Flag Man- The Ellen Degeneres Show (Oct 13, 2010)
AMAZING.